Dad: “…on top of that she’s a ‘furbie!’”

Me: “Uhhh what exactly is a ‘furbie?’”

Dad: “She’s one of those people who likes to dawn animal suits and hump each other in a dog-pile.”

Me: …go on.

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Dad: “What kind of person decides being a ‘Furbie” is okay and wear dog collars in public?”

Me: “Dad…first off, the term you’re looking for is ‘furry.’ A ‘furbie’ is the little wide-eyed beaky fuzz demon I had back in middle school that I taught nothing but curse words and fart noises…”

Dad: “No no, I’m pretty sure they like to be called ‘Furbies.’”

Me:

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Whenever I’m having a bad day

the entire apartment complex can tell because I get my lion king on at full volume and be like…

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Strider Life Problems

That awkward moment when you get pulled over and the cop asks why you have nunchaku, escrima sticks, a throwing knife and Kamina shades in your passenger seat… I think he just wanted my shades.

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loves2meme:

My favorite part of homestuck was when sam winchester shot Sherlock

I KNOW RIGHT!

But neither Edward Elric nor his brother Aang were ever the same after losing their father, Sherlock, like that. AND if Aang hadn’t lost his body pretty much every problem in Season 4 could have been avoided.

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when you’re cleaning your room and your costumes spill out of your closet like a comicon-pinata and you’re all

"Oh yea….cosplay…that’s a thing I do."

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uulzzang:

someone teach me to be funny

See you in ten years.

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Me when I try and help my girlfriend fold laundry.

Me when I try and help my girlfriend fold laundry.

(Source: dangocake)

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My bedhead always ends up looking like a rooster.

My bedhead always ends up looking like a rooster.

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gi-stri:

STOP. Pony Time. (photo)

This is still one of my favorite pics of my Bro cosplay.

gi-stri:

STOP. Pony Time. (photo)

This is still one of my favorite pics of my Bro cosplay.

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